Olaf: That Grandma Henson was shit out of luck. And rabbits.Īnders ( whispering): We’re not really coming back, are we? Can I have my hammer back?Īxl ( handing hammer back): Only use it for good.
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We clear on that?ĭerrick: Odin’s got some balls after all. The Almighty Johnsons is a series that is currently running and has 3 seasons (37 episodes). Ty ( hurling phone across the room): God, you’re a dick!Īnders ( smirking): But at least I’m a god.Īxl: Me and my brother are going to leave now, but we’ll be back to check up on you. Ty: Because you have no fucking right interfering in my life!Īnders: I know! I do it because I can and because it’s fun.Īnders: You called just to tell me that? A text would have been quicker. Mike: Dunno – just come straight out with it? ( Ty glowers at him.) Sorry …!Īxl: Me and Delph have made a connection which I’m sure over time will grow … You can’t just expect it all to happen overnight.ĭerrick: If you were a true god, it would happen on the table in front of my eyes.Īxl: Okay, that’s not really good parenting, Derrick. Ty: Yes, but how do you broach that question with a woman? But to this? What message is she sending? Have I gone beyond being the friend to being the … You know … Ty: I mean, it’s great that she wants to go out with me. Ty: What makes her think I like that sort of thing? Mike: Maybe she likes that sort of thing. Ty: The Sing-Along Sound of Music, Mike, is a bunch of people dressed up like nuns and Nazis, in a theatre, singing along. So I’m at work, right, and this courier turns up bearing these. Ingrid: Exactly! And is there ever any gratitude when you do get it right? I mean, it’s not like it’s an exact science. Olaf: They so don’t get what it is to be an oracle. After the lightning hit me.Īxl: What happened to you at your 21st? Is it the same for goddesses?ĭelphine: I got coma’ed and spewed in the car park at the Devon.Īnders: I get the feeling they don’t like us.Īnders: They sense I’m a god.
And you?ĭerrick: Mortals? Who cares about them? They know not to disturb Thor when he’s at his high table.Īnders ( interrupted by Derrick in mid-family meeting in the bathroom): We just … er … Family stuff.ĭerrick: You talk family stuff in the bog?ĭelphine: So how did you find out you were Odin?Īxl: On my 21st.
Well, there’s a turn-on for the ladies.ĭerrick. Ty: What happens to me if Axl finds Frigg and suddenly we attain our glorious powers? Behold Hod, god of all things cold and dark. Ingrid: ( pleasantly) Oh, no, no, we’re not doing that any more. Olaf ( greeting a phalanx of goddesses on the way to the funeral): Hi, I’m Olaf. Olaf: It is said, I don’t remember where, that she weeps.Īnders: Sjofn, goddess of goes-both-ways! Olaf: Back in the day, the Viking berserkers would trip on mushrooms before going into battle.Īnders: You tripping on mushrooms, granddad? “The thing about Thor is that, traditionally, he’s barking mad.” - Olaf Johnson
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